all my friends are v cute. if ur my friend youre automatically cute sorry i dont make the rules 

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    WiFi: connected
    Me: then fucking act like it



When your parents ask you what you did when you hung out with a friend

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People are already getting excited about Halloween and by people I mean me

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There’s two types of anger one is dry and the other wet and basically wet anger is when your eyes water and your voice shakes and I hate that cause I feel weak when I’m crying while angry I like dry anger when your face is like stone and your voice is sharp I guess wet anger shows that you care too much and dry anger means you’re done.

This is the best description ever

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it’s 2014 why haven’t everyone accepted that some girls likes girls and some boys likes boys?

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when McGonagall finds out that Ginny is pregnant, and that the Weasley and Potter bloodlines will converge, she marks on her calender the day the child will turn 11 and that is the day she retires 

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Chemistry more like cheMYSTERY because i have no idea what’s going on

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