pokebae:

when u realize u sent an important text to the wrong person

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iceboats:

when u ask ur mom for fast food and she says yes and asks what u want image

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sancly:

One time in first grade I asked my teacher if I could drink water and she said to swallow my spit

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amoying:

putting on head phones when your volume is at 100%

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li0nsback:

imagine liking someone who:

  • wasn’t out of your league
  • wasn’t miles away
  • was single
  • actually liked you

woah imagine

(via wethrewouthername)

    things I should be doing: reading
    things I want to do: read
    thing that I am putting off for no conceivable reason: reading